Welcome to the personal website of Michael Andrzej Klaczynski, researcher, writer, and engineer. Here you will find many things (hopefully) to do with my studies, ideas, and interests, from theories of AI to whimsical poems to unhinged rants about the future of technology. We have it all (hopefully).

The style of this website is designed in tribute to the maximallism of early 2000's webpages. Before the days of facebook and minimalist standardised profiles, many websites looked like this one. When naecent internet users first discovered the near-infinite customizability possible with html, they experimented, pushing the boundaries of what was pleasant to the eye. Custom cursors, animated backgrounds, and flashing text dominated the views. Anything you could think of was possible, so why hold back? The Wild West Era of the internet, magical and mysterious.

The web server itself is running on a Raspberry Pi 5 velcroed to the bottom of my desk, alongside several other personal projects. The primary purpose of this website is to present public contact information for those seeking to reach out, though it will also host essays, poems, and project updates in the future. So please don't DDOS. I think Cloudflare would handle it, but I'm not entirely sure.

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